Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
making plans with friends like
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell